Friday, April 29, 2005

Shi-mi-ru!

From bash.org... it's funny quotes from IRC. friggin' hilarious!

Ar0uNd » Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot his whole life, which
Ar0uNd » created an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little,
Ar0uNd » which made him frail, and with his odd diet, he suffered from very bad
Ar0uNd » breath. This made him.... what?
Ar0uNd » (This is so bad it's good...) --a super-callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

dude I'm playing tic tac toe with this chick over a doodle drawing thing
I put down an X in the middle and she's like "OMFG CAMPER!!"

-!- Spudnewt [MacroKILLA@S01060004e2286ac3.wp.shawcable.net] has
joined #nanog
These goddamn trolls interrupting my flow. These niggas
don't respek us with a +o. They gotta color spam and fake
invite, bombing with asciis in yellow on white. Shit
yeah. it's bright, you 12 year old kiddie. You ain't got
pubes and you ain't seen titty. I'll jupe your chans and
ban your ass. Don't message me with plz unban, your chance
has passed! Other opers crappin up our relay net.
Why haven't you delinked your 386 yet? ircd needs xeons and
dual cpus. When it comes to irc hardware, you can't be a
jew. Shit, nobody knows the trouble I've seen. On invites
for websites with naked teens. Begs for ops and packet
attacks. Shit from users who use vi, not emacs. Another
long day of patrolling the IRC. Eating my doritos, and
having a jerk, I chat with TheWalrus and #nanog faggots.
All this niggas do is complain "the lag it's-- bad, chat
is slow, and we're getting harassed." Shit, trolls, this
k-line is your last. Once more and it's "G" and you're
gone for good. Banned from the internet chatting
neighbourhood. It's lonely at the top. Just me and
CHANFIX. Day in and day out. Banning trolls with my linux.
We give safe harbor to chatters world wide.
From pedophiles to hacker thieves. Yeah, I won't lie: IRC
is a cesspool of e-misfits. EazyCheezes and bagel-cutters
like that nigga BitS. But at least we're the best.
Disagree and you're gone. BRB, mom just told me gotta mow
the lawn.
-!- Spudnewt [MacroKILLA@S01060004e2286ac3.wp.shawcable.net] has left
#nanog []
-!- mode/#nanog [+b spudnewt!*@*] by nar
someone give that guy a record deal

don't worry, i'm here for you = )
brb

If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you
woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody?
i dont think so
Wanna go camping?

wtf
ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship
who the hell watches jump rope competiti--- ooh bouncy

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sorry.. there was a spider on my keyboard.

Diana Ross' husband died
how
fell while climbing in South Africa or something
that's sad
i guess there is a mountain high enough

hey cres, I know what you're thinking right now
" "
i dont get it

* Quits: crag-- (crag@202.154.72.136) (Dead girls dont say no)
* Quits: KiM (KiM@134.115.157.196) (going for a walk :p)
<@ShowDowN> that is sick
<@ShowDowN> we should ban him next time he comes in
<@nekro> yeah, who the hell goes for walks

In a perfect world... spammers would get caught, go to jail, and share a cell with many men who have enlarged their penisses, taken Viagra and are looking for a new relationship.

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