But before that.
Let's talk about alarm clocks. (It's relevant, I promise.)
Ever wonder why after a certain amount of time, you could sleep past your alarm clock even though it possess the decibel prowess of a launching rocket? We were chatting about how after a while, your brain tend to filter out that sound thus enabling you to resume snoozing (even though the entire neighbourhood wakes up but you. Mob of neighbours at your door, can?). This condition doesn't necessarily afflict everybody, however I happen to be a sufferer of it. Like, a serious case one orz.
Anyway, while I was in the loo, pissing oh-so-happily without an inkling of what's gonna happen, my dear friends in class thoughtfully changed my cellphone's alarm song.
So, instead of waking up to this:
LOURDS - Astropop
I woke up to this:
[WARNING, it's so totally not work safe at all, so faham faham la. Don't find me if you get fired or your parents starts looking at you differently or that your 3 year old knows more than she/he should etc ]
Listened? I.. I.. I.... wtf-ed x 38945928728967!
Well, it sure as heck woke me up alright. In the midst of being in Lalaland, this personalised recording permeated the land in an abrupt manner and everyone there looked at me like, I sprouted 3 heads and gave birth to a dugong. Sucked back to earth without a farewell, blinking and wondering what the bloody hell...?
In a split second, I knew. I just knew it.
I scrambled up to turn it off, and in my blurness, grabbed my aircon's remote and kept switching my aircon on and off.
Actually, they didn't only change my alarm to that, but my ringtone and sms alert as well.
Damn, I feel so lucky that none of my friends were feeling sociable and decides to call me up during my period of obliviousness. I mean, imagine -that- being played in the midst of having my dinner and with my family in the vicinity of hearing?
Flying regurgitated dinner coming through, can?
Sigh, they got me.
I admit it!
They got me good.
[Oh, anyone interested in hiring a male pr0nstar, please leave a comment and we'll get back to you. -mamasan mode-]