Friday, October 31, 2008

Lembu... lembu... engkau la lembu hati ku... wtf

You know, in 40 years when I'm old and wrinkly and stuff.... I think I'll be a totally awesome as an old coot. Because even now I laugh madddddly at superbly corny jokes, while other people just feel gust of cold wind wtf.

Like.... tennis players don't marry because love means nothing to them.

I laughed till I nearly fell off my seat, can?!?? But my ex-colleague twitched when I told her that orz. I honestly thought her morbid humour would gets it but nooooo.....


Okay, i'm not just being random okay wtf... This post is about that ex-colleague of mine aka Budak-Dewasa-Who-Shalt-Not-Be-Named (because you'd combust into ickle pieces of dust if you do) or Budak-Dewasa-Evil.

Otherwise, she's also known as my Lembu wtf.

How it came to be:

[in car, heading out for lunch]
Her: Is hungerrrrrr~~~ I can eat a whole cow!!!
Me: -up to no good-
This was what she heard; Cow tu lembu ke?
What I said; Kau tu lembu ke?
And she goes, "Yup."
Pause. Then she went, "CELAKA!!!".


I think that's about the only time I kenakan her... most of the time, I'm just somewhere in corner, rocking, because she tells me the most traumatising things I have ever heard in my entire life. You can't even avoid it, you know. She thinks in lightning speed. If brain cells had a motto to live by, hers would be "Inducing Morbidness, One Day at a (thousand) Time(s)".

Could you believe that she was once my lecturer? I had sensed the evilness within, but I think I underestimated her. Little did I know that upon joining the Black Fortress, I'd end up disturbing her most.

Now that she's gone for supposedly better pastures (minus the *awesome* colleagues =P), the office seems quieter without the random yells of "CIPET!!!!" -sound of laughter & running feet- or "MAKKOMELETUP!!!" (your mother explodes wtf) etc....

Her last day in Black Fortress

Last dinner as a Black Fortress-ian

Tickling her is fun. Because in the midst of time, she would yell something totally random like, "EEe...eEEe....Vasectomy!!!!" I swear it's a Stunning Spell. We'd be stunned, hands frozen midair in tickling mode, and go, "WTF?!??". Especially, the boys would walk away, wincing in imaginary pain. And when exchanging sms with her, 87% of the time I would get stuck with this expression --->(o_O). Because her texts are like these;

Curse thee i shall stuff you in adams puny butt tomorrow!!

Woa did you had sex? Woah! Anyway ive been playing sims made of the jerks n your char just broke buncits heart bcoz he caught you sleeping with longman wtf lols

.... and that's just the tip of the iceberg okay, wtf.

If there is a visual of your conscience, this would be it.

I miss the stupid things we do... Imagine two people sitting side-by-side in front of two computers, with a very intense look. And one would go, "Okay. Ready... Set.... GO!".

-start of rapid clickings-

We were seeing who would be faster... in finishing a game of Solitaire wtf.
We're so celaka wtf. But as of July 5 2008, she's still the undefeated champion at 62 seconds. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..........

But despite her evilness and celakaness and wittiness and nuttiness, and even though she pulls my hair wtf or approaches you like a bulldozer (slow but powerful hahaha sorry inside joke wtf)... she's one of the most observant and thoughtful and kind person I ever knew. Plus, an awesome evil friend. With double personality wtf.
This is 'Nora', the sweet and non-evil one.

This is Anis. Obviously, the ebbbil side

If they both appear, then she's Nonis wtf.

So yah. Anyway, ickle budak dewasa will be leveling up veeeery soon. Like, in two days time.

Because she is getting married!!!!

This one is getting married....

Evidently she's not a tennis player wtf.

Anyway, cue for all the jokes of wedding nights, flowers, cakes with strippers in it (and putting the stripper in before baking the cake wtf) etc.

So two colleagues and me are going down to her hometown this weekend for her wedding. Mostly 'cause we want to tease her and are gleeful at the fact that she has to smile sweetly at us in return and can't get off the dais to murder us with her bare hands wahahahahah!!!

Can't wait ~~


CY said...

Hee hee. I had to read the tennis joke twice to get it :P

Miss Anis said...

anis approves of blog entry. thou shalt be spared from anyone's butt. for the time being. like 30 minutes. or less.


Zaza said...


gianne said...

[cy] you need to train your corny jokes skillz moar!!!

[anis/nora/lembu etc] orz. btw everyone in the office is... wondering now =D

[zaza] kahwennnn!!!

Anonymous said...

wooo, & i tot YOU were a goofball. lol... so that's where u get your gift for randomness and helium giggling.

apparently u guys must get REAlly bored in the office (the solitaire thing orz). Actually most of the scenes u mention sound right out of The Office, where ppl are compelled to come up with all sorts of things to do lest they go mad with ennui. lol

yeah i hv a feeling i might stay young for longer too. coz i can laugh at stupid shit. in fact, to stay a lass (aka gadis muda) for longer, one must LASS. Laugh At Stupid Shit.

wow THAt was a bad joke. but yeah. :P

btw (this is more randomness for u) I have been looking at guys' hands recently. i hv decided that the ideal guy hands are strong but graceful, not too sinewy, with artistic fingers that flow nicely into the wrist. yeah i know like WTF. and just recently i discovered these very hands on....DAHdumm...a person i would NEVER dream of liking becoz it would be fucking AWKward. yeah, like professionally. and he's my superior. not quite boss, but superior, lets kp it at that. i go out minum w him all d time but i would NEVER entertain even the merest THOUGht of like...erm,...being attracted to him. no damn way. in fact i am so afraid of this getting out i shall not insert mah name here. but u can guess, becoz i usually type long-winded replies to yer bloggies.

runawaycat said...

You're not weird. I laughed at the tennis joke too. But I didn't fall off my chair.

I almost fell off with the cow joke though. And I bet anyone would with MAKKOMELETUP!!!

adam k. said...

thanks for revealing the mystery of the mysterious anisaurus.