Random convo with the hobbit. He knows French and I know Japanese (though he knows a splatter of Japanese and I know how to say, "Voulez vous coucher avec moi" courtesy of Lady Marmalade wtf). Funny if you know some Japanese.
LC: anata ga sugoku baka!!!!!!!!!
me: watashi wa... sugoku kirei :P
LC: ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. anata wa sugoku kirei???
me: haiiiii. bijin desuuuu
LC: how do i say vomit in japanese
me: "hai sou desu."
LC: u think i'm stupid!
me: HAHAHHAHA im laughing my butt off here
LC: ya u try to bluff mE!!!