Monday, February 10, 2014

Random amusements

Studying at a cafe with a friend (different subjects) and his tote bag had watered-down brown stains on it.

Me: What's with the brown stains?
Him: Spilled coffee on it lar. What else could it be?
Him: Or ya know *fap motions*
Me: LOL! And it is brown because...?
Him: Drink too much coffee.
Me: ... so it's an Ejaculatte?
Him: That's so lame omg. 

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